Carne Diem

PIZZA MURDER
Jul 21

ejaculot:

when ur fav character in a show unexpectedly dies  

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MURDER
Jul 21
MURDER
Jul 21

sittything:

when boys send u dick pics send them this gif

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MURDER
Jul 21

starsmahogany:

cinnasghost:

cameoamalthea:

221cbakerstreet:

they’re so CUTE

If Lupita is the real life Disney Princess, can Jennifer be the real life quirky side kick?

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Even the “pulling the dress up” part is accurate

MURDER
Jul 21

officialunitedstates:

Q:  has anyone ever spoken up at a wedding when the priest asks if anyone has any reason why these two should not be married

A:  yes I did it a week ago just to see what would happen and the wedding was immediately cancelled and everyone went home

MURDER
Jul 21

phaselockings:

advertisements for skype on skype

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MURDER
Jul 21

wildcets:

when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

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MURDER
Jul 21

iguanamouth:

together at last

MURDER
Jul 20
mommamarine:

stunningpicture:

A intact pool between the dirty water of a flood in Germany.

This looks like a halfway done sims house

mommamarine:

stunningpicture:

A intact pool between the dirty water of a flood in Germany.

This looks like a halfway done sims house

MURDER
Jul 20

hipster-trichster:

cloudcuckoolander527:

alicelostinneverland:

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it. 

next up on tumblr: psychoanalysing the mean girls mother.