Carne Diem

PIZZA MURDER
Sep 02

kirschteinvevo:

anon hate is like the weakest thing ever. imagine anon hate in real life. imagine a stranger running up to you with a bag over their head and screaming at you. imagine that. thats anon hate.

MURDER
Sep 01

p0kemina:

I’m going to make a youtube video entitled

"Shit ALL men say”

and it will consist only of the phrase “But not all men say that~!!”

And then I’ll wait for men to stare at their keyboards in utter distress as they contemplate the paradox of their intense desire and desperation to inform me that not all men say that.

I will break them.

MURDER
Sep 01

reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

MURDER
Sep 01

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

MURDER
Sep 01

lameust:

faptop:

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE

 

MURDER
Sep 01
mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

MURDER
Aug 30

flatbear:

wsbuckybarnes:

did you just

okay but pierce did YOU want milk? because you poured like an inch of milk i don’t think anyone in this scene wanted milk.

MURDER
Aug 30

trailrnix:

"Free Shipping and 25% off"

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”..on all orders of $200 or more”

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MURDER
Aug 30
sonoanthony:

this post is art 

sonoanthony:

this post is art 

MURDER
Aug 30
gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

gentlemanbones:

These almond cookies are very aggressive.