Carne Diem

PIZZA MURDER
Oct 21

alittleballofhate:

ladyinterior:

Incredible Metal Firepits

This is awesome as heck but all I can think of with that first one is “BAMBI RUN”

MURDER
Oct 21

nayx:

*goes to bed at 2am instead of 5am* wow, my life is so in order right now.  i’m making such good decisions for myself and my body and my soul and im so in love with myself for doing this

MURDER
Oct 21

mcriartsy:

savepunknroll:

-americanhorrorstory:

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

shots fired

but not by the pizza guy

OH

MURDER
Oct 21

flatsound:

i wanna feel how dogs feel when you let them go in a big field 

MURDER
Oct 21

beyoncevevo:

i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont 

MURDER
Oct 21

flymyass:

flymyass:

flymyass:

flymyass:

whats cOler than coldy freeze

really cold!!!

OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY

i was fucking stoned as shit and feeling awful and barely remember even making this text post why in the hell does it have 9,000+ notes

MURDER
Oct 21

ostracizedpoodle:

“Truth or dare”
“Truth”
“What’s your credit card number”

MURDER
Oct 21

shouldnt:

My friend took Viagra thinking it was vyvanse to help him study, I guess you can say he’s studying hard.

MURDER
Oct 21

chickenstab:

halloween’s coming early on tumblr

MURDER
Oct 21