Carne Diem

PIZZA MURDER
Apr 23

hawk-and-handsaw:

this gif of buff chris evans having to pretend like he can’t do a push-up is so important to me. 

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MURDER
Apr 23
MURDER
Apr 23

breadsigh:

please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly

MURDER
Apr 23

keep-the-pieces asked: Can you draw a jealous jellyfish?

bewbin:

MURDER
Apr 23

casspie:

frodo-and-sherlock-on-a-tardis:

consulting-doctor-winchester:

mottal:

pugalecki:

when cats lick each other they’re “cute” but when i lick other people i’m a “psychopath”

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The Sherlock fandom starting to compete with the Supernatural fandom on this gifs thing

Hmm…I doubt Supernatural has a gif for this. Anybody?

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E V E R Y T H I N G 

MURDER
Apr 22

timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

MURDER
Apr 22

like-vanilla:

slightly-bovverd:

thedapper-dyke:

If by ‘fuck the police’ you mean fuck the corrupt, prejudiced, racist system then yes, fuck the police, but if you mean fuck the police for stopping you from smoking weed and getting away with illegal behaviour then no, fuck you.

But what if I mean “I wish to have intercourse with that man in uniform”

then fuck the police

MURDER
Apr 22

amoying:

HOW am i expected to go to school when i wake up the same time that it ends

MURDER
Apr 22

meadowkitten:

my grandpa used to water the plants every week and there was a lil frog that would come out and croak until my grandpa sprinkled some water on him and he loved that frog so much

MURDER
Apr 22
  • How to break up with someone: Give them a sock and tell them they are a free elf now.