Carne Diem

PIZZA MURDER
Jul 28

the-fake-commander-shepard:

My parents are lucky I was too lazy to go through a rebellious phase

MURDER
Jul 28

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

MURDER
Jul 28
MURDER
Jul 27

unfollower:

i dont get why people say ‘tea is just leaf water’ and then act like coffee’s so great like what do u think you’re drinking. bean water is what

MURDER
Jul 27

loudmouthed:

reblog this post if you also sometimes sit down in the shower because sometimes standing up is just too much exercise

MURDER
Jul 27
mcbridewashere:

devisamarama:

hussiejuststahp:

vbhsfdjavgd:

Why is this so cool?

..Are those little staples? WHY WOULD YOU STAPLE BREAD TO THE WALL.



If I hit my post limit for this….

mcbridewashere:

devisamarama:

hussiejuststahp:

vbhsfdjavgd:

Why is this so cool?

..Are those little staples? WHY WOULD YOU STAPLE BREAD TO THE WALL.

If I hit my post limit for this….

MURDER
Jul 27
MURDER
Jul 27

starfleetrambo:

comic © me

satan © himself

MURDER
Jul 27

the-abc-cafe:

razzmic-berry:

snarby:

nepets:

snarby:

nepets:

snarby:

nepets:

snarby:

whats up hot stuff

WHAT DID YOU SAY

i said “WHATS UP HOT STUFF”

NO I SERIOUSLY CAN’T HEAR YOU CAN YOU SPEAK UP

WHAT! IS! UP! HOT! STUFF!

WHAT

IM YELLING AS LOUD AS I CAN

MURDER
Jul 27

kidsofcamphalfblood:

pikachu-cubchoo:

Making yo mamma jokes must be pretty dangerous in camp half blood

Yo mamma so—-nice! Please don’t smite me!