Carne Diem

PIZZA MURDER
Sep 29
  • How I greet friends on the first day of school: OH MY GOD HI I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH
  • How I really want to greet friends: WASSUP SLUTS GUESS WHO JUST GOT OUTTA PRISON?
MURDER
Sep 29

flyichiro:

the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”

MURDER
Sep 29

pricklylegs:

christinahendricks:

what did chris evans see to make him make this face

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your blog

MURDER
Sep 29

legalwifi:

when i’m done dealing with someones shit

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Sep 29

chasingcarstogether:

Ok but why are people more likely to believe something negative about themselves over something positive??????? You guys are all cutie pies????????

MURDER
Sep 29

biruskis:

If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL

MURDER
Sep 29
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Sep 29

foxnewsofficial:

foxnewsofficial:

i’m looking to see some gifs or pics of really nice wedding cakes being destroyed or squashed or falling over 

oh yes 

MURDER
Sep 29
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Sep 29

turntnip:

gym class

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